Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Chalk Dawg

I'm sorry, but if you read this blog you're just going to have to put up with the occasional (or more frequent) cutie kid story.


This was done by my 3 year old. I thought, 'wow, that's a pretty neat dog face'. Then I thought, 'oh wait, it's probably meant to be a flower or an aeroplane or something'. So I asked what it was and she replied, 'a puppy dog'. This from a kid who still says things like, "I'm berry berry hungry!" and "Look! It's a hippopopomus!"

So, now you also have a chance to see the work of my little prodigy.

Happy Birthday Alex.

Blood plums.

Today I made stewed plums from plums grown on a tree in my yard. It was something I just had to do.

I lived in St Kilda when I was a kid. My maternal grandparents lived in Dandenong. I spent a fair portion of each school holidays over there. There was a cousin, only 6 months younger than me. We were inseparable. Whether it was ducking through the back fence to the park on the other side, or walking to the top of the hill that made up the court and riding tricycles, then later skateboards, back down, we were rarely apart.

The highlights of the summers were Nanna putting a tray of ice on the floor in front of a fan - you could call it the '70's version of a portable air conditioner, we two girls would lie on our bellies licking the ice. And, there was the plum tree. We would search the tree for ripe ones; we could never wait. Most were firm and bitter, but we ate them anyway. Then we would luck onto an early ripener which renewed our resolve to find that next beauty.

Eventually it would be announced that the plums were ready. We would pick bucket loads of the fruit, take it inside and spend the next couple of hours washing, cutting, pitting; the juice staining our fingers purple. Nanna would stew them and bottle them and we would have them served up for dessert day after day; the tart fruit complementing the ice cream.

Blood plums: I never could get the taste out of my head. I bought things labeled "Blood plums" when I saw them in the supermarket or where-ever, but they never tasted the same.

Then, a few months ago, I moved house. There were two plum trees, but I didn't really think about those Dandenong plums until the trees were well along in their plum plumping and the fruits of one of those trees started to look familiar. At first, so as not to get my hopes up, I told myself it was probably just wishful thinking. Then they started to go red; dark red like the memories, but I wasn't convinced until I found one I deemed 'ripe enough' and tasted it.

There I was again, going to the tree daily, or more, searching, searching for any that looked like they'd ripened since my last inspection. Many of those early ones were firm and bitter, but I ate them anyway. I was better at judging them now, perhaps less hasty, so the beauties, when I could find them, made up a greater proportion.

Last week I went to South Australia for a week and I was all worried that I'd come back and the plums would be all dropped on the ground. There were a lot of plums on the ground when I got back, but still plenty on the tree. Many had been pecked by birds but there was no shortage of unblemished ripe red memories. Yesterday, I had plums fresh off the tree for breakfast, lunch and tea.

Today I took a large bowl to the tree, filled it with the best plums I could find, brought them inside, washed them, halved them, dug out the stones, put them in a pot of boiling syrup, and sat back to admire my purple-stained hands. Nanna died a few years ago so I had to resort to Google to get some clues as to the proportions of sugar/water/plums, but I remembered the process from 30-odd years ago. I let it cool a bit then put some warm plums in a bowl with some ice cream.

It was perfect.

Sunday, January 21, 2007

Lolitas


Last week I spent an evening in the same room as this girl and her friend while they were talking, endlessly and circularly, about boys. It's an experience I never want to go through again... seriously. Thanks girls. I'm going to go get me some earmuffs before my girl hits that stage.

Time to try this out.

A couple of months ago I was trying out different venues to share some of my drawings. I settled on MySpace, because of the networking facilities mixed with blog functionality. I've had a few people say that they can't get into the pics or blog, where all my content is, unless they join MySpace. So, I'm going to keep the profile over there and start putting new stuff here instead. Let's see how this goes...

To see the old stuff:
Profile is at http://www.myspace.com/beachhermit
Old blog: http://blog.myspace.com/beachhermit

To just see all the drawings: http://beachhermit.deviantart.com/gallery/

Sunday, December 03, 2006

It all looks so different... (MySpace)

now my black and white glasses are off.

Saturday, December 02, 2006

How Embarrassing (MySpace)

Tonight the Growly Bear sent his sister a link to my blog so she could see the drawings. Then he looked himself. There's no pictures here, he said. Seems that the pics showed fine on my computer because I was also able to access the site where I'd been storing them, but other computers didn't have the permissions.

So, to anyone who looked at the little red X's and wondered 'what's she on??' now you can finally see what I've been going on about.


I can never work out whether this is the most patient cat I've ever seen, or if it's just plain too dumb to get out of the way when it sees the kid coming. They look happy enough here but it's usual for a whole lot of meowing and fur pulling to happen. Then it hangs around for more.

Friday, December 01, 2006

Another disaster (MySpace)

This is the second of the unflattering picture disasters. Of course, the photo was taken with her standing outside and squinting in the sun. She looked at the drawing and said, 'oh'. The actual drawing doesn't look quite this bad, the scanner tends to wash out a lot of the subtler shading.

Thursday, November 30, 2006

Erk (MySpace)


At the moment I'm still just trying to put stuff down as I see it, it's been a long time, I'm out of practise and all, just trying to get down what I see gives me a benchmark. Copying with colour pencils doesn't really take much thought, so I've been using the good old grey lead pencils so I'm forced to interpret the image at least a bit. But apart from that, I try to get it warts and all.

When the subject of this piece saw the finished result he said that if I wanted to make this a day job I'd better learn to make them more flattering.

Which pretty much explains why I'm a hermit. I do things like take bodgey quick unflattering snaps of people, turn them into technically decent but unflattering drawings, then expect the subjects to go 'oh well, the drawing is good' while not really bothering about whether they look pretty.

Hey, I even did it to myself (yes, that pic under my name is me) and it didn't bother me. But from now on I guess I'll take more care on the photo side of things, at least for other people.

(Edit for the Blogger version)
Here is the, rather severe, portrait of myself that I was using at the time as my MySpace avatar:

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Tuesday, November 28, 2006